Yes, the annual change of team logos hits yet another rock of stupid on the bumpy raft ride down the rapids of Idiot River.
Wisely judging that the cause for their first week loss was bad karma due to the maintenance of the Pugnacious Pussies logo, team owner Tim Drippydink immediately spun his crack marketing team onto the task of finding a more appropriate logo for the Smegma-Gargling Stool Compressors. And whereas marketing people are typically on crack, Drippy's squad completed the task with aplomb (Don, that means they completed the job with determination and perseverance).
"I'm very pleased with the new logo," said Drip. "I was told that it was taken from a scrapbook compiled by Mr. John Aimer. He was a passionate fan."
'Fan of who or what,' you might ask? Without further ado, the Stoolies logo for at least the next couple weeks:
Oh my, you can practically hear the lilting *ding!* of another match for Charles Nelson Reilly, can't you?! No stranger to the tang of noodle-juice, it's hard (what?!?!) to imagine a more appropriate logo without, of course, inserting photos of most of the owners of teams in this league.
So there you have it, sports fans! Now that the gods have been appeased, look for rest of the season to turn around for the Compressors. Instead of remaining competitive, expect a series of horrific blowouts and a drop to the basement... again.
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You should be very pleased with the performance of your male marketing "team". Not to be confused with "teem", as in their mouths and anuses are "teeming" with semen.
Hey... what happens in the marketing department, stays in the marketing department.
A beguiling Charles Nelson Reilly with an ascot is nothing short of a brilliant logo device.
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