2008: 6-9 (10th)
2007: 5-11 (10th)
2006: 7-9 (5th)
Ponder the horror of the last 3 seasons before reading the rest of this review. Youngsters should avert their gaze.
This year's rendition of the David Gullygully Kegs has the look and feel of a rolly-polly, jiggling belly of fail.
"Just because he drafted players that have performed very well over the last few years, doesn't mean Rupert has a good team," quipped super genius Mel Kiper, Jr. "He always takes the safe route and ends up a laughing stock."
Wow... when Mel Kiper, Jr.'s trashing you, it must be bad.
"The Kegs are the team that is truly going to stink it up in Iceball," added analyst Terrence Bradshaw. "I mean, I've had some really foul ass in my day - I did grow up on the bayou, you know - but Rupe's is 2 big monkey leaps beyond nose curdling! Hyeh, yeh... I really like ass, though. And there ain't no more fun than a barrel full o gay monkeys! Hyeh. Nothin' like it. Nope. Yup. Right. What were we talkin' about?"
While Bradshaw can blame his nonsense on his many days playing without a helmet, Rupert has no excuse for his ongoing disasters. Horrible, dreadful, bad team.
Just bad.
Kegs 2009 Summary
- by CDP
Suffering from depression due to perpetually bad draft decisions. Expect all players to be listed on the 'on-the-block' list soon.
Season Record: 2-11
- by CDP
Suffering from depression due to perpetually bad draft decisions. Expect all players to be listed on the 'on-the-block' list soon.
Season Record: 2-11
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I can't stop peeing myself. I hope more "people" are enjoying these riveting reviews.
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