Friday, September 11, 2009

Iggles Predickshun

Semi-serious break here in the serious journalism...

Eagles record this year: 7-9
  • There will be at least one [more] disastrous injury and like years past, will be trumpeted as an excuse for a bad year... as if no other team ever loses a good player.
  • The Defensive Coordinator will be a public scapegoat - even though Jim Johnson's death has totally removed the last realm that fat-ass reid doesn't have 100% control over. So they drafted mostly offense and ignored the defense... and let leaders go away. 
  • Defense will be in the bottom 20% of the league.
  • Offense will be near the top of the league. But since there will be a lot of 'catch up' going on with bad special teams and bad defense and bad offensive line, turnovers will be among the highest in the league.
  • There will still never be a hurry-up, no-huddle offense.
  • All the same stupid problems that have occurred repeatedly over the years (no 2-minute drill, bad challenge decisions, wasted timeouts, etc.) will still be there.
  • I'm so annoyed and disappointed that I can't go any further.

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