2008: 6-9 (gawd-awful)
2007: 9-7 (accident)
2006: 10-6 (3rd)
When your penis is the punchline for, "what do a jonesing, trembling crack whore, a diving board for 100,000 crabs, and the odd, semi-animated smear on the executive office copier have in common," then your name is Daniel P. Gloobelfit.
Certainly one of the most incompetent commissioners to have ever commissed, Daniel's management cluelessness is rivaled only by his nonexistent football acumen. The 2009 Balloon Knots are yet another showcase for DP's public humiliation.
Traditionally the last team to select a quarterback, Danny-boy's pre-ordained targets were snapped up ahead of time, leaving him with the perennial fantasy point disaster, Ben Kochesburger. However, with the DT and Heath Miller, we may have ourselves another closeted Stiller fan in Daniel! In the words of Church Lady, "Isn't that gay?"
Look for Steven Jackson and Randy Moss to put up good numbers for the team, but in a wasted cause. Despite his insistence to the contrary, there are no extra points for having the most running backs than any other team.
New Hampshire is referred to as "The Granite State." And it's no wonder why a block-headed dolt like Dan was attracted to it.
Crusty Balloon Knots 2009 Summary
- by CDP
Over-prepared for draft. Highly suspect players. Smells funny.
Season Record: 6-7
- by CDP
Over-prepared for draft. Highly suspect players. Smells funny.
Season Record: 6-7
1 comment:
I thought the Lobes had the most RBs!! That was the goal anyway.
Has this CBK team ever won a playoff game?
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