2008: 7-8 (tied for 7th)
2007: 8-7 (7th)
2006: 9-7 (as "The [Gay] Tide", 8th)
As the record clearly shows, the Mad Dogs are a perpetually mediocre collection of underachieving half-wits, with no chance of success.
Although unable to attend the draft, Mad Dogs owner Thomas Kruefluffle prepared an elaborate guide for the impartial commissioner to use in properly choosing players. The good news for MD fans is that the instructions were so simple that even an idiot like the commissioner was able to do as he was told. The bad news for MD fans is that the instructions were so simple that the commissioner followed them.
Top selection for the Dogs is the fragile Tom Brady. Other than that, it's a shameful mess of players from last place AFC teams.
"All I know is I'm still chisling pieces of Karen's ass off the walls, floor, and ceiling of my bathroom. I'll never host one of these idiotic ventures again if that bitch doesn't eat more cheese or something," Tom complained when asked to assess the status of his team.
After being reminded that the point of the question was to get his feelings on his team's players, Krueputtin blubbered incoherently and hung up. Family members later reported that the beleaguered man was calling friends and neighbors in a desperate search for heroin, tearfully describing "pain - so much pain!"
Despite the owner's bitter and pathetic disappointment, computer models developed by the Computer Data Progeny indicate some counterintutive predictions for the season. Report output is shown below.
- by CDP
Accidental genius. Initial terror will result in apoplexy, preventing rash changes.
Season Record: 9-4
3 comments:
Timmo- once again, your accurate, unbiased opinion skills come shining through in this preview. As well as the vast amounts of free time you apparently have as your children have grown and are off cruising for fights downtown and your wife simply avoids your presence with a number of evasive techniques she has studied online.
Next preview: The Money Snots!
Tim, take you goddam medication!!
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